Badger Loves Mashed Potatoes

When I was the residence supervisor I used to walk round the building like one of those Chinese presidents who were about 80 years old.
Communism crumbling.
One flat used to make porn. I'm sure somewhere on the internet is porn with me walking past the window looking depressed.

Game Show Moose

Nuclear resistant.....

Peace and love, peace and love,
Buckle my shoe, Peace and love, peace and love,
A shooting Starr, buckle my shoe,
Peace and love, peace and love,
Went marching up the hill,
Peace and love peace and love,
Back down again,
Check my buckled shoe,
Peace and love, peace and love,
Then I jumped on the fucking creepy crawly,
And squashed that beatle under my shoe,
Peace and love, peace and love.

The Cuban Missile Crisis

Economy Crunchy Biscuit

Would you steal from a hobo?
What if you needed the money for your crack addiction you crack whore?
What if it was to buy some finger licking Cadbury's lickin' fingers?
How about if you were bored?
I've robbed a hobo,
And
I
Do
It
Again

Damn fucking hobos.

It's a Beasts world

I am a Beast,
Hear me Roar, 'RAAAAAR'
I am a Beast,
Hear my call, 'Snarf'
I am a Beast,
Heed my word, 'Aye pet man'
I am THE Beast.

World Art Monthly

I went to the loo

Not much happened tho

Swiners Gathering

Little Boy: Hitler you have breasts
Hitler: All ze best to give ze bitty, little boy
Huntly: My, you look young and smooth Potter, come bathe with me
Shippers: My god you are all dirty sick F'in Fat C's, you disgust me
Swiner: Oooo yes, ooooo missy, hmmmmm yes.

And that's Magic.

KIK The Baby

2nd one, not long from number one.
one not prepared to be first, but still it came.
looking, thinking, demonising, 2nd here.
I'd eat the first if the 2nd was first.
Will it matter which?
Waiting......
9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1......FEAST!
I can always make more.

My Wings

Wings are useful, they hurt when flapped too much. Macca would know, as he sits on a fence and mimics.

Me from London to Sheffield A Tell Thee.

Wings are useful, I've landed.

Star. Bucks.

Sputnik 87

I
find
toilets
unusable
in
general.

Though
not
sinks.

Toilets
should
be
more
like
sinks.

Mark Elsworth, Sheffield, England, Europe, The United States of Kestrel.

The Daily Republican Crossword

Chicken: I'm stuck on 2 down. It says "what I'd like to do to people that are liberal?".
Soup: All I know is that I program in Java and the boss is asking me to code this new recipe into C.
Chicken: I think it's fuckin.
Soup: Fuckin C.

Cunt Bingo

1: All the 2's 22
0: Ooh I'm gonna win
1: Leg's 11
0: Oh God yes come on one more
1: Four and five, 45.
0: CUNT
1: We have a winner ladies and gentleman

Credit Dog Crunch

Gannet says:
how is your kitten?
Button Moon says :
forced to eat it, credit crunch
toby the dog is next
looking plump
Gannet says:
even the word toby sounds delish
Button Moon says:
plus leg for everyone

The Gannet

Welcome to the first Gannet blog. I am greedy, I am small, I am wing-ed. GULP! is my call as I throw my own body weight in fish down my beak.

Welcome.