Friday, 31 October 2008
Monday, 20 October 2008
Wednesday, 15 October 2008
Nuclear resistant.....
Peace and love, peace and love,
Buckle my shoe, Peace and love, peace and love,
A shooting Starr, buckle my shoe,
Peace and love, peace and love,
Went marching up the hill,
Peace and love peace and love,
Back down again,
Check my buckled shoe,
Peace and love, peace and love,
Then I jumped on the fucking creepy crawly,
And squashed that beatle under my shoe,
Peace and love, peace and love.
Buckle my shoe, Peace and love, peace and love,
A shooting Starr, buckle my shoe,
Peace and love, peace and love,
Went marching up the hill,
Peace and love peace and love,
Back down again,
Check my buckled shoe,
Peace and love, peace and love,
Then I jumped on the fucking creepy crawly,
And squashed that beatle under my shoe,
Peace and love, peace and love.
Tuesday, 14 October 2008
Friday, 10 October 2008
Economy Crunchy Biscuit
Would you steal from a hobo?
What if you needed the money for your crack addiction you crack whore?
What if it was to buy some finger licking Cadbury's lickin' fingers?
How about if you were bored?
I've robbed a hobo,
And
I
Do
It
Again
Damn fucking hobos.
What if you needed the money for your crack addiction you crack whore?
What if it was to buy some finger licking Cadbury's lickin' fingers?
How about if you were bored?
I've robbed a hobo,
And
I
Do
It
Again
Damn fucking hobos.
It's a Beasts world
I am a Beast,
Hear me Roar, 'RAAAAAR'
I am a Beast,
Hear my call, 'Snarf'
I am a Beast,
Heed my word, 'Aye pet man'
I am THE Beast.
Hear me Roar, 'RAAAAAR'
I am a Beast,
Hear my call, 'Snarf'
I am a Beast,
Heed my word, 'Aye pet man'
I am THE Beast.
Thursday, 9 October 2008
Swiners Gathering
KIK The Baby
2nd one, not long from number one.
one not prepared to be first, but still it came.
looking, thinking, demonising, 2nd here.
I'd eat the first if the 2nd was first.
Will it matter which?
Waiting......
9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1......FEAST!
I can always make more.
one not prepared to be first, but still it came.
looking, thinking, demonising, 2nd here.
I'd eat the first if the 2nd was first.
Will it matter which?
Waiting......
9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1......FEAST!
I can always make more.
My Wings
Wings are useful, they hurt when flapped too much. Macca would know, as he sits on a fence and mimics.
Me from London to Sheffield A Tell Thee.
Wings are useful, I've landed.
Me from London to Sheffield A Tell Thee.
Wings are useful, I've landed.
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
The Daily Republican Crossword
Tuesday, 7 October 2008
Cunt Bingo
1: All the 2's 22
0: Ooh I'm gonna win
1: Leg's 11
0: Oh God yes come on one more
1: Four and five, 45.
0: CUNT
1: We have a winner ladies and gentleman
0: Ooh I'm gonna win
1: Leg's 11
0: Oh God yes come on one more
1: Four and five, 45.
0: CUNT
1: We have a winner ladies and gentleman
Credit Dog Crunch
The Gannet
Welcome to the first Gannet blog. I am greedy, I am small, I am wing-ed. GULP! is my call as I throw my own body weight in fish down my beak.
Welcome.
Welcome.
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