Thank you for being old...now DIE!

Thank you for being a Kestrel
Flew south down the road and back again with a beak full of fish
Your neck is true your a pal and confidant.

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you ever knew
There would be 3 people there
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
A giant gannetable cake
And the card attached would say thank you for being a Kestrel.

Tourette Busters

T-Shirts That Clarify

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Screamapillar's Really Love Chewing Gum

Fridge Magnet Poetry 1

Chocolate arm
Always there
Repulsive boy

Badger Loves Mashed Potatoes

When I was the residence supervisor I used to walk round the building like one of those Chinese presidents who were about 80 years old.
Communism crumbling.
One flat used to make porn. I'm sure somewhere on the internet is porn with me walking past the window looking depressed.

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